It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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