Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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