A few issues tonight. 1) Drunk since 1pm. 2) At the bar at 4pm. 3) James brought his sister, who has enormous breasts, isnt shy about cleavage, obviously slutty, and makes me want to do things that would even have Atheists sending me to hell. However, she's wearing glitter, so all Im thinking about is Edward Cullen. Go ahead and rip up my Man Card.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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