Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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