some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
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