But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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