if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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