my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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