How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
Randomize
