I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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