Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
Randomize
