I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
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