Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
Still dying that you shit outside
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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