Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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