I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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