I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
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