You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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