his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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