i just google imaged poop.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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