does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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