She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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