We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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