Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
Your cock deserves a montage
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
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