if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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