Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
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