Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
It's shark week go big or go home
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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