There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
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