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He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
