no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
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