my soul wont recognize me after tonight
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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