omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
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