eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
Panties = found
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