there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
