i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
I think your dad took our porno
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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