I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I would like to be the first to explain to you that if you've woken up with bruised knuckles this morning, it's because last night you tried climbing out of our car window and into the drive through window at maccas. The cashier chick freaked out and slammed the window on you and beat you around the head with her headset thingy.
Shittttttt.
Be not ashamed. It was youtube-worthy.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
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