Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
Randomize