if only i could text you this smell
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
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