If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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