Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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