nut hugger
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
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