No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
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