So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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