So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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