it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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