So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
I spent part of my valentines extracting candy hearts from a woman's vagina. The entire time I was thinking "this job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes."
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
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