currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
Those nachos came to me in a dream
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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