I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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