ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
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