Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
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