I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Sorry about my life...
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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