woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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