why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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