But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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