If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
Randomize
